"Not Lube" Moisturizer

"Hydrated Skin, Maximum Riz."

Listen up, fellas—your face is dry, and it shows. “Not Lube” is here to fix that without making you look like a glazed donut. This fast-absorbing, non-greasy moisturizer hydrates, repairs, and keeps your skin from looking like an old leather couch.

✅ Vitamin C – Evens out your skin tone
✅ Aloe Extract – Soothes your face after long nights, hard workouts, and questionable decisions
✅ No Shine, No Stickiness – Absorbs fast, so you won’t feel like you just oiled up for a bodybuilding competition